tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-320986422011-04-21T13:04:24.509-07:00Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.comBlogger2651100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-2223921831707578522008-05-15T23:10:00.000-07:002008-05-15T23:12:18.349-07:00

We've moved! Check it -- at CHEATYGOSSIP.COM!And, don't forget to change your blogrolls! Thanks! LOVE! xo Haley-O

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GET READY FOR A BRAND NEW CHEATY GOSSIP! WITH MORE GORRRRRJ and MORE GOSSIP! See here for more deets. I GOTS WORK TO DO!!!!LOVE! xoxo Haley-O

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When gay marriage becomes legal in NYC, Cynthia Nixon says she'll marry girlfriend Christine Marinoni. Here's what she told The Mirror, It's something my girlfriend is interested in and it was not something my boyfriend ever was. I think that to get married to her would be a little act of rebellion. It's like if you've never had the vote and then you get it you're going to run out there and

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-8935240759408881152008-05-12T22:36:00.001-07:002008-05-12T22:57:05.819-07:00

Check all these great pics of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston poolside in Miami (as usual...):Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Can we just pause for a moment to reflect on how FREAKING AMAZING Jen Aniston's body is? Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt. WOWZA! John Mayer must be LOVING that pink bikini....I hear that body's the result of MUCH YOGA, by the way....So, what's going on here? John and

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Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.The bump? That EXHAUSTED, DRAINED look on her face? TOM holding Suri, for once? I say Katie Holmes is preggers.... What do YOU think, Gorgeouses?

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-67713840379019387352008-05-12T21:56:00.000-07:002008-05-12T22:12:43.897-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!These two dresses canNOT go undiscussed. CHECK IT....Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.We can always count on Mischa Barton's fashion ensembles when we want to get our snark on. Because, like, WTF? WHY would ANYONE wear this? EVERYTHING is wrong with it! EVERYTHING! I seriously don't know where to start -- the puffy shoulders? the no waist? the no shape? the

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-67169595708592190822008-05-11T22:24:00.000-07:002008-05-11T22:35:56.694-07:00

Guess what, Gorgeouses? A young Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated mother's day today. Yup. She went to a church in Mississippi with fiance Casey Aldridge and his fam (his mother and sister). They worshiped for an hour and then went for lunch. Yes, WILD and CARAZAY just like her sister!!!Heh.Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.More gossip coming asap. Am working FULL TIME on new Cheaty Gossip

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-36231329522898225522008-05-11T22:09:00.000-07:002008-05-11T22:34:19.890-07:00

My Goal this year is to look like this...in effect tomorrow....Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto....because THAT, my GORJ friends, is what they call a MILF. I want to be a MILF, too. Yes. It's my mother's-day goal. Because everyone should have a mother's day goal. The shallower and selfisher the goal, the better -- since, you know, we're a FREAKING selfless bunch.Yes, I want LOOK AWESOME in jeans

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-26984126243187849482008-05-08T22:39:00.000-07:002008-05-08T22:54:28.006-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o US.In case you still don't buy the hype, Gorgeouses, here's even MORE proof that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are MARRIED. Check the ring! The ring!What's more? In her interview with Mariah, Winfrey learned that Mariah got a tatoo of "Mrs. Cannon" on her back before the wedding!Wanna see where all the romance started? Check Mariah's new vid for "Bye Bye":Awwww, Luther

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-91079201032374459492008-05-08T22:18:00.000-07:002008-05-08T22:38:27.532-07:00

Photograph by PR Photos.Liv Tyler, 30, and her husband (Arckid rocker) Royston Langdon, 36, have split after 5 years of marriage. Sad!Of course, Liv's rep offered the obligatory statement (to US Magazine): "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation.... They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-89789582425625290682008-05-08T22:08:00.000-07:002008-05-08T22:14:00.221-07:00

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Okay, that is HOTT. They are soooooooo more than friends -- contrary to what they're telling us all. Pshh, celebs and their integrity!And, wtf are they doing at KFC. Aren't we all boycotting KFC? They're mean to their CHICKENS. HATE.How cute is Chris Brown? LOVE HIM.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-73831392935679509952008-05-07T22:09:00.000-07:002008-05-07T22:16:18.104-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Racing against the clock, Gorgeouses! My battery. MY BATTERY on my macbook is running out. But, there's gossip. Here's what everyone's talking about (this, that is, and Amy Winehouse being arrested for THAT CRACK SMOKING VID!).Here's the exclusive scoop from Hollyscoop:A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, "The wedding invitations have

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-29891281087863169592008-05-06T20:06:00.000-07:002008-05-06T20:15:54.908-07:00

Nick and Mariah ARE married, Gorgeouses! That story was NOT "pop fiction." It was TRUTH. They were married...with PRENUP. Everyone's talking about this prenup.... Apparently, hot little dude gets NOTHING when if they get a divorce. Mariah was ACTUALLY smart.... Or, at least her lawyers were. There is definitely, Gorgeouses, definitely, a prenup.Hmm, what else, what else.... The couple is planning

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-54566109740899039462008-05-06T20:01:00.000-07:002008-05-06T20:17:08.982-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Ummmmmmm.... Yeah. Picture of health. And! Picture of WTF ARE YOU WEARING? ...And, is that a bottle of MAYONNAISE? All together now: "WTF!!!"

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Hellooooo Gorgeouses!I am DELIRIOUSLY in bad mood right now. But, then again, things could be hella worse. And, really, if you look at the big picture, things are rip-roaring FAB. Couldn't be happier. Just could be a little better rested.........The new site is IN FULL BLOOM, too. And, when you see it, you'll KNOW why things took a little longer than I predicted. And, believe me, it'll be worth

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-19714544941681269182008-05-04T20:16:00.000-07:002008-05-04T21:30:43.748-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!I've actually been getting some sleep lately. Rascal's been sleeping through the night (HALLELUJAH -- WITH BELLS ON!). SO, I'm more tired than ever. Ahem.... Body's adjusting to not living on ADRENALIN ALONE. Anyway, you should just ignore my senseless babble and...check it!!!ZEE GORGEOUSES, ZEY GO TO ZEE FRANCEPhotos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Who knew the Jolie-Pitts were

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-59284963911375344402008-05-02T12:04:00.000-07:002008-05-02T12:10:25.127-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.Alas, Simon Cowell is NOT perfection.... I still love him, though. I could never date a smoker -- but, I'll make an exception for him.Yes, I know that I'm happily married...to Clive Owen. But, Simon's a celebrity, so it's okay for me to pretend date him.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-57160564540214831402008-05-01T22:09:00.000-07:002008-05-01T22:57:33.418-07:00

Photographs by PR Photos.I first came across Nick Cannon (27) in that big band movie he was in -- Drumline. Awesome movie (Cheaty recommends...). Then, I saw him again on The Ellen DeGeneres Show...rapping away. This cute little dude from Drumline was a rap artist. And, I dug it. Because he's, like, THUPER ADORABLE.And, now I hear he's engaged to Mariah Carey (38), married to Mariah Carey, maybe

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-92110271247772538952008-04-30T23:03:00.000-07:002008-04-30T23:07:17.290-07:00

WTF!? Are Paula's notes totally scripted? Is, THUS, the show totally scripted? Time to reevaluate the meds??

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-2567222818198286162008-04-30T22:40:00.000-07:002008-04-30T22:55:11.954-07:00

Kate Hudson is on the cover of this year's Worlds Most Beautiful People. WHY? SO the girl's got a great arse.... But, what has she done for you latelay? Also in the mag, the Hills girls -- HOLLAAAAH! (I know. I'm, like, the only intergossip who likes them....) -- SANS makeup!And, RUMER WILLIS!?!? WTF!?!? For a preview of who's in the edition (go Salma Hayek! Sarah Silverman! ...Christina

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-13882349059077641942008-04-30T12:33:00.000-07:002008-04-30T12:49:28.383-07:00

No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOO! John Mayer PEES on people during sex! And, he-he-makes all his girlfriends' heads look TEENY. And, and, he-he-dated JESSICA SIMPSON!Alas, it's true. Our girl Jennifer Aniston is in yet another relationship that's sure not to last. I mean, Mayer has, like, dated EVERYONE.Anyway, In Touch is on top of it. Here's what they're reporting:Although they've kept their

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-21626230573592273002008-04-30T07:14:00.001-07:002008-04-30T07:18:18.579-07:00

Isn't it great that I only have one post up today? And, it's LAME-O in the membrane-o!I'm working FEVERISHLY on our new site. Will be back later today with lots of updates. Need to focus on NEW SITE. It's worth it. You'll love it. For deets, go to today's post at Cheaty Monkey.Thanks for your patience! Gossip coming this aft.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-87756307580395242182008-04-29T14:18:00.000-07:002008-04-29T14:31:14.547-07:00

Okay, this song sucks. It's Scarlett's debut single "Falling Down." It's basically a song about HOW FAR SHE'S FALLEN IN HOTNESS BECAUSE OF THIS CARPY MUSIC CAREER SHE'S PURSUING. But, feel free to judge for yourselves, Gorgeouses:You can rush out and buy Scarlett's album May 20th. It's called Anywhere I Lay My Head. I'd bring a sleeping bag, though. Fans will FASHIZZLE be lined up out the door in

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-44278080730870272922008-04-28T22:27:00.000-07:002008-04-28T22:42:37.375-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.Apparently -- and keep this on the down-low, Gorgeouses, because it's barely hit the mainstream yet! -- Carmen Electra (36) is preggers! That's right, preggers with recently-engaged-to fiance, guitarist Rob Patterson.They were dating for less than a year before getting engaged last weekend, so this preggers announcement is not THAT big of a surprise.But, anyway...

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-67209092753314546182008-04-28T21:49:00.000-07:002008-04-28T22:19:01.760-07:00

Photograph by David Gabber / PR Photos.Well, Gorgeouses, if Heidi and Spencer didn't spread those Lauren-Conrad-sex-tape rumours before, they sure as hell are now!Just last week, Spence got on The Tyra Banks Show and stated flat out (in Brody's famous phrase), "I know for 100% fact that it [Lauren's sex tape] did exist -- 1000%."Yeah, it's easy to know for "1000% fact" that a tape exists WHEN

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-29375634498037077792008-04-28T21:27:00.001-07:002008-04-28T23:09:30.135-07:00

Everyone's talking about... the picture... IN Vanity Fair... of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus IN THE NUDE -- well, her back's to us, but it's GOSH-DANG suggestive! Ew! Check:Okay, WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!? Honestly? So bad. Not only because they show up in the midst of the slooty-internet-photo scandal she's in the middle of, but also because HELLO??: the burnt red lips, the after-sex hair, the BED

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-32347305889471068772008-04-27T19:57:00.001-07:002008-04-27T20:39:47.880-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!SO many great pics to share with you RIGHT AWAY....check it!!!CLIVECLIVECLIVECLIVECLIVECLIVECLIVEPhotos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.EEEEEEEE! Couldn't you just EEEEEEEEEEE!!? Check CLIVE -- NOT acting on set nor hidden beneath fab designer sunglasses. This is CLIVE as HIMSELF. He's photo'd here giving a speech about film making (WHO CARES) for the Tribeca Film festival.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-40874270661128206132008-04-26T19:09:00.000-07:002008-04-26T19:46:58.928-07:00

Photographs by PR Photos.Yes. It's another Jennifer Aniston hook-up roomer. APPARENTLY, she and John had a late lunch together in Miami (where Jen's filming Marley and Me) at a restaurant that opened JUST FOR THEM. And, then, that same evening, they had dinner together! And People Magazine says it was a "lengthy" dinner!Here's the scoop from People:When it came to lunch, "I was happy to

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-84054555390554280162008-04-26T15:53:00.000-07:002008-04-26T16:37:14.367-07:00

When I was a wee young thing, my parents used to tell me that "nothing's impossible." But, I was too smart for them: "yuhuhhh, it's impossible for me to do backwards somersaults all the way across the world!"Anyway, here's another one for them: no matter what, it's IMPOSSIBLE for me to obtain LEGS LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW....Gwenny at the London Iron Man premiere (photograph by Solarpix / PR Photos).

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-5622468997758628802008-04-26T14:40:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:10:20.308-07:00

So, Miley Cyrus flashed her bra and everyone's up in arms -- especially Bill O'Reilly, who wants to have a freaking "conference" about it. Check it:What do you think of all this, Gorgeouses?Here's what I think -- since you asked.... Sure, it's not great that our best hope for a role model for our daughters is photo'd flashing her green lace bra and slooting it up with her OLDER boyfriend. But,

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-59544830637138732312008-04-26T14:18:00.000-07:002008-04-26T17:51:00.421-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Amy Winehouse -- looking BLISSFULLY stunning, AS usual -- is photo'd here chowing down on McDonalds' fries ON HER WAY to the police station. She was wanted for questioning after she slapped a guy in the face the night before because he got in her way while she was playing pool....When she finally arrived at the police station after much dilly dallying (

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-10921809568564257352008-04-24T22:04:00.000-07:002008-04-24T22:25:03.731-07:00

First, it was Jennifer Love Hewitt, now it's Denise Richards. Cue the pregnancy rumours and CHAOS: DENISE RICHARDS HAS A...A...BELLY!Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.How DARE SHE! After TWO kids, she'd better be completely SUNKEN IN. WTF!?Ummm. Seriously? The intergossips can rag on Denise all they want for looking a little "real" in THIS ONE PICTURE. Because, I'm half sorry to tell you,

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-13588202586523101032008-04-24T21:56:00.000-07:002008-04-24T22:02:36.067-07:00

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.I thought I loved Deepak Choprah for his brains, compassion and brillers way with words. But, NOW, I love him for his LOOKS (those glasses are great close up) and his...SENSE OF HUMOUR?That's right, Gorgeouses, Mr. (or is it Dr.?) Choprah is one funnee guy! When asked by TMZ photogs if he had any "advice for Oprah Winfrey," he replied:"IF SHE MARRIED ME,

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-69091798276102805742008-04-23T21:19:00.000-07:002008-04-23T21:46:20.135-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.The Intergossips are all about the BUMP WATCH! And, here's Nicole Kidman, finally looking preggers at a press conference for UNIFEM's "Say No to Violence Against Women" campaign, which took place yesterday at the United Nations in New York.You know, I could join everyone in making fun of how Nicole FINALLY looks preggers. But, I know a lot of tall women who,

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-82708199151505089652008-04-23T20:39:00.000-07:002008-04-23T21:42:00.323-07:00

Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton. All these no-talent "it girls" are EVERYWHERE lately. There's, like, SO little gossip because all everyone's talking about is THEM! But, what else is new.Among these no-talent hot topics (RUMER WILLIS!?!) is none other than Ashlee Simpson, who is YUGE right now ONLY because she's engaged Pete Wentz. And if she wasn't Pete Wentz's girl, she'd be dead to

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-51780173653801203112008-04-22T21:21:00.000-07:002008-04-22T21:47:55.142-07:00

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.So, what's the deal with Lindsay Lohan, lately? I'm not usually that fond of reporting on her because I find her BOOORING and sad -- the girl had SO MUCH POTENTIAL. I might be more apt to write about her, too, if she dyed her hair red again. She is SO BEIGE with that blond hair. Was SO CUTE as a red-head!A-ny-way, I got some interesting gossip about her.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-1315314730783641972008-04-22T21:07:00.000-07:002008-04-22T21:15:20.453-07:00

Haaaaa!!! Natalie Portman was peed on by a cutie-petutie dog in a Manhattan park last Sunday! Not one of her finer moments -- perhaps. But, I LOVE HER FOR THIS. Look how the totally gorj, totally classy, Natalie reacted:So NORMAL! Not sure how "normal" those boots are, though.... But, I bet she's glad she's wearing them!LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE NATALIE PORTMAN!How CUTE IS SHE! The dog's

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-51351924358178578442008-04-21T21:57:00.000-07:002008-04-21T22:36:24.141-07:00

I know. I KNOWWW. I've been a lazy arse. I could give you a million excuses, but, truth is, this site design just ISN'T doing it for me at all anymore. Just WAIT until you see our NEW SITE, Gorgeouses! I CANNOT wait. And, when that gets here -- OH WHEN THAT GETS HERE -- we'll be in GOSSIP HEAVEN. And, Gorgeouses? It is coming REAL soon. Great things take time....Anyway, I need to fill you in on

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-85307316867558880262008-04-20T22:10:00.000-07:002008-04-20T22:25:32.159-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Jess Simpson just spent five days in Cedars Sinai Hospital NOT only for the kidney infection that everyone's talking about, but also MUCH MUCH MORE! Poor girl's an anxious basket case. Check what Star Magazine had to say...Reps for the singer said she was being treated for a "kidney infection," but an insider tells Star it was more than that. Jessica's health

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-48036413066286339932008-04-17T19:37:00.000-07:002008-04-17T20:58:09.541-07:00

Can I tell you? I am SO proud of my friend S. She lives in LA and works with the celebs all the time. She gives me little tidbits now and then, like how much prettier Jennifer Aniston is in real life, and, most recently, that JENNA JAMESON HAD HER BREAST IMPLANTS REMOVED (you DEFINITELY heard it here first, Gorgeouses -- that's STRAIGHT from the source!).S is a BELOVED and much RESPECTED old

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-54188392694989534832008-04-17T00:01:00.001-07:002008-04-17T00:06:07.593-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses....Wouldn't it be great if this were for REAL??What would Katie be like sans Tom? Will she be, as they say on my favourite show BIG BROTHER (GO SHIELA!!!), "thrown under the bus"?On a more important note.... What will happen to Suri? She better get to stay with her mother.I guess we'll see. Or, will we.... 'Cuz this isn't the first time we've heard rumour of their split.But, heck,

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-58671815186584289182008-04-15T10:37:00.001-07:002008-04-15T11:24:58.704-07:00

Heidi Montag is EVERYWHERE. She's got (if you call that) music out there, a new (trashy) clothing line, The Hills, and, of course, photo ops and magazine COVER SHOOTS at every corner.... Check this vid of her "rapping" with Nelly. It's more disturbing than anything....Way to plug your LOSER new fashion line like that! Soooo pathetic!I thought LAUREN CONRAD'S line was an insult to the fashion

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-20895436046585201062008-04-15T10:18:00.000-07:002008-04-15T10:21:54.145-07:00

HAWT!!!Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-76073139234009578442008-04-15T08:43:00.000-07:002008-04-15T09:40:20.830-07:00

I had to bring this to you ASAP, Gorgeouses, because you will be SO COO when you tell all your friends about it at the water cooler.A sextape of Marilyn Monroe was sold for $1.5 million. But, we won't be seeing it on the internet -- thank goodness.The new owner of the tape insists that the 15-minute black-and-white video of Marilyn performing "a sex act on an unidentified man" was filmed in the

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-61343071568648514732008-04-15T08:29:00.001-07:002008-04-15T08:41:20.996-07:00

I have TONS of gossip to cover today. But, GORGEOUSES! These pics of Clive Owen on the set of Duplicity (new movie costarring Julia Roberts that lucky BITCH) JUST CAME IN! I had to share...ALL OF THEM! Because I love you! (And, because I'm ACTUALLY feeling much better today, thank GOD!)CHECK. IT.!!!'Kay wait. Why is my man making that weird face in, like, EVERY picture? Couldn't they get ONE HOT

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-45386312140491285812008-04-14T20:51:00.000-07:002008-04-14T21:08:19.218-07:00

I'm sorry, Gorgeouses, I'm still really ill. Thought I was kicking this thing, but now it's turned into full-out flu. Going to bed now. But, check back tomorrow morning (I've set aside some time) for stuff like this:....Marilyn Monroe SEX TAPE???....Ashlee Simpson preggers (I know, whatevs....).....Faith Hill preggers rumours (she says she's NOT, of course).....Cate Blanchett gives birth to "

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Gorgeouses! I'm horribly terribly down with cold. It's ARFUL. I can't even tell you. But, I'm also bored. Lying here in bed waiting for Starbucks Grande Soy No-Water Tazo Chai latte to make its presence known to my aching throat and bones.... Golden elixir it is, I TELL YOU, in so very many ways....In meantime, I think I saw Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom on the cover of a mag the other day,

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Rough night for gossip. Monkey in my bed FAREAKING out, and Rascal ALWAYS up every 2 hours. AND, I have flu....We'll catch up tomorrow (Friday). Maybe by then we'll find out if Paris and Benji Madden ARE for reals engaged, or are we being punked again....Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.And, whaddup with Paris and Nicole? Are they really fighting because...Paris is copying her???Love! xo

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-46806191686716835372008-04-10T22:33:00.000-07:002008-04-10T23:05:04.318-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.Pictures of Jamie-Lynn Spears all preggers are few and far between (is that right? that how you use that expression?) because she's been hiding out in Kentwood, Louisiana -- what pap wants to hang out THERE to make a buck? None. So, good for her.In the above pic, she's coming out of Connie’s Jewelry & Gifts Store after resizing her engagement ring. Apparently,

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-72226999642075971382008-04-09T21:46:00.000-07:002008-04-09T22:07:20.733-07:00

Look at this, Gorgeouses....Photo, with thanks, c/o Socialite's Life.And, this....The BEYOND GORJ, squeaky-clean Natalie Portman is dating folk rock singer/musician Devendra Banhart, also known as...And...Despite how gnarly this dude looks compared to the PERFECTION that is Natalie Portman, he sure is making her laugh. The two were spotted laughing together (and possibly even KISSING -- rumour

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-76577326657664825552008-04-09T21:06:00.001-07:002008-04-09T21:22:22.818-07:00

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR PhotosBizarre turn of events! Can you believe!? Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are NOT DIVORCING! Like, wow! This is unprecedented in Hollywood history (well, probably not -- but, it's at least extremely RARE).Apparently, they went to the Eddie Vedder concert last night, in Berkley. A song was dedicated to them at the concert, and Sean got on stage to wish Robin a

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-24560743906000834242008-04-09T20:33:00.000-07:002008-04-09T20:50:11.515-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!Guess who got engaged?Hint: he wears eye liner, and she's ALL PLASTIC.Any guesses?Hint: he sings, plays bass, guitar, keyboards and piano, and she lip syncs.That gave it away, huh? CHECK IT:Photo, with thanks, c/o PRN / PR Photos Ashlee confirmed the engagement on friendsorenemies.com just today:We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I, and we wanted our

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-40084812069545927792008-04-08T22:45:00.000-07:002008-04-08T23:14:03.364-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,Maybe this is old news to you (broke earlier this week -- I've been BUSY being a round-the-clock doctor to my flu-ridden 6-month-old), but it's NEWS TO ME.Never mind that Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy rumour. That was obviously a press PUNK. But, we knew that. The real deal is Cameron Diaz and 300 hottie Gerard Butler!Photographs by Glenn Harris and Solarpix, respectively / PR

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-14011824438036228692008-04-08T22:15:00.000-07:002008-04-08T22:27:27.645-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,Here at Cheaty Gossip, we believe that pregnancy is A TIME TO GORGE THYSELF. It is the time to BALLOON OUT and revel in thy ghastly, unfit curvaceousness! But, SOMEONE is not sticking to the program!Tori Spelling is EIGHT MONTHS PREGGERS, and JUST LOOK AT HER!If you can wear a bikini in your EIGHT MONTH of pregnancy and POSE FOR PICTURES THAT ALL THE WORLD WILL SEE, I think I have

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-30589244432577983212008-04-08T21:49:00.000-07:002008-04-08T22:10:27.167-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.It's about time Gwen Stefani made an appearance. She's been absent from Cheaty Gossip for a while now, and we LOVE HER 'round these parts!Look at her all preggo glowy in an Angelina-esque BILLOWY dress. Can you tell I love the word BILLOWY? It rawks my world. Which is really quite sad if you think about it....Is it me? Or does hubster Gavin Rossdale look a little

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-39625950605993057662008-04-08T20:51:00.000-07:002008-04-08T21:48:27.033-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.Who let the dawg Mischa out in THIS? I mean, what planet? What season? Where? Who? When? Why? WTF!!!I can honestly say, I think FUR and SANDALS is SO much worse than crocs and socks IN THE BACKYARD ONLY, you? AND, who wears a leopard-print hat (uggers in itself) AND a fur collar? AND, THE FUR COLLAR? Sic 'em, PETA!!!AND, how 'bout those Britney-esque extensions?Is

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-4837069961394961822008-04-07T21:51:00.001-07:002008-04-07T21:56:53.440-07:00

Not a lot of time to gossip today, Gorgeouses, I'm afraid. My little rascal has had a high fever for about 3 days now. Nothing to worry about, but he's keeping me constantly on my toes and AT HIS SIDE. Hopefully, tomorrow will bring healthy rascal and more time for gossip.In the meantime, we have a Jessica and Justin sighting!Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.They're photo'd here at a hotel, on

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-48253246769347018982008-04-06T18:29:00.000-07:002008-04-06T18:53:52.823-07:00

Photograph by Jay Kravetz / PR PhotosCharlton Heston at the Opening of Universal Studios, Orlando, 1990.It's a sad day for Hollywood. The legendary Charlton Heston died on Saturday night, with his wife Lydia by his side. They had been married for 64 years....His family released the following statement:Charlton Heston was seen by the world as larger than life. He was known for his chiseled jaw,

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-35153347050132919532008-04-06T15:31:00.001-07:002008-04-06T18:04:28.628-07:00

Photographs by Janet Mayer and Glenn Harris (respectively) / PR PhotosYou know, it HAD to be said...: "I dislike Victoria Beckham," revealed Joan Rivers in an exclusive interview,“The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say: ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.’ The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”Wow! I'd say "girl's got guts!" (And, SOMEBODY has to put Ms.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-71479647344330649382008-04-05T19:20:00.000-07:002008-04-06T09:41:14.072-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!Check this BEAUTIFUL DAY! I can see it through my bedroom window -- I look longingly through window at blue sky, families strolling jacketless. Just lovely. Lovely through bedroom window. Am cooped up in bedroom with sleeping Rascal. Feverish Rascal. Must be teething. Is always teething. On the plus side, however, we get to dish (since I'm not outside gettin' my healthy dose of

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-39566315632224587102008-04-03T20:58:00.000-07:002008-04-03T21:04:59.347-07:00

Photograph by Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos....When the mags aren't lining up for your baby's picture. Waaahhh. Melissa Joan Hart brought her wee 3-week old son, Braydon, to a Moms-to-be event in Bev Hills. She posed for pics with the little guy on the red carpet.He may not be a gold mine like his celebrity peers, but he sure is CEEEEEWT! Squeeeee!

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-20803311385709066242008-04-03T18:59:00.000-07:002008-04-03T19:30:11.483-07:00

Photograph by Solarpix / PR PhotosLooks like SOMEBODY REALLY needs some anger management classes. Girl is INSANE!Yes, Naomi Campbell was arrested for assaulting a police officer at the new Terminal (Terminal 5) at London's Heathrow Airport. Apparently, the GORJ supermodel with the violent mood swings was PHYSICALLY removed from the airplane after lashing out at airline peeps because she couldn't

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-58760930017923072582008-04-03T18:18:00.000-07:002008-04-03T18:28:54.478-07:00

CHECK IT, Gorgeouses! And, I want you to tell me IN THE COMMENTS how HOTT you looked dancing to it -- PUMP IT PUMP IT!Loving it SO MUCH. Of course! Timbaland can DO NO WRONG. Freakin' BRILLERS! And, Madonna looks better than ever -- feminine and quite beautiful.... What do you think, Gorgeouses? DO YOU LOVE IT?

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-86622497868346664752008-04-03T06:08:00.000-07:002008-04-03T06:33:17.668-07:00

The Huffington Post has caught OK! Magazine in a MAYJA disillusioning act! Check it!"Back to her old body, indeed," says Huffington:The image OK! uses to show Britney's transformation is actually from a 2003 photo shoot for Glamour's Women of the Year issue.With rave reviews of her guest spot on "How I Met Your Mother," Britney does actually show signs of a comeback and a return to her old star

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-72814183557776560412008-04-01T21:59:00.000-07:002008-04-01T22:11:15.598-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.At the premiere for Smart People last night, SJP told People her diet secrets: "I eat everything," she said. I'm just an eater. If it's free, I honestly eat everything." What did she eat yesterday? "Last night I had steak and some lamb shank. And, I had some roasted chicken and some cassoulet and some profiteroles and some ice cream and some cheesecake."Hate.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-29109920742598140972008-04-01T21:43:00.000-07:002008-04-01T21:55:17.862-07:00

Photograph by Wild 1 / PR PhotosPeople's got the deets, Gorgeouses! After SIX years of dating, Ms.Beyoncé and Mistah Jay-Z, apparently, got themselves a marriage license in Scarsdale Village, New York, on Tuesday morning. The mag's source says the license is good for 60 days. So, Gorgeouses, we can deduce that there will be a wedding within 60 days!Of course, the couple's reps are keeping mum

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-79439934707965187992008-04-01T18:41:00.000-07:002008-04-01T18:51:43.138-07:00

Photograph by Albert L. Ortega / PR PhotosAngelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are, in fact, NOT having twins. Rumours have been SWIRLING for a while now that Angelina's ovulation-promoting meds brought about twins. But, 'TIS NOT TRUE!That's right, Gorgeouses, there is only ONE BUN in that oven.Source

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-88528644259434205372008-03-31T22:14:00.000-07:002008-03-31T22:22:48.306-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.No words. 'Cept maybe "uggers," "arms," and "wtf happened to our favourite yoga poster girl"?

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-9492184213439147912008-03-31T21:57:00.000-07:002008-03-31T22:21:11.993-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!You asked for photos, I give you photos! Both Jamie-Lynn Spears and JLo have been making first appearances after long absences. Check it!Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.There she is, Gorgeouses, looking none too happy but with a sparkling engagement ring on her finger. From her swollen face, looks like she's due very soon....Speaking of swollen faces. Ouch. Sorry..., but, it's

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-78408110820657831522008-03-31T21:19:00.000-07:002008-03-31T21:44:48.655-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.It's now okay to call Audrina Patridge a sloot-ho. A new batch of topless photos have surfaced -- the above being one of many. Unlike the first batch, which were taken 3 years ago, and OF WHICH she is reportedly "embarrassed," this batch was taken a mere FOUR MONTHS AGO.SOMEbody's pulling a HEIDI MONTAG! Publicity stunts MUCH!?!Of course, Audrina's been milking

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-28477838290563090392008-03-31T12:01:00.000-07:002008-03-31T12:56:36.605-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,First, I give you picture....GAAAAHHHHHHH!Then, we chat for a bit so that you can figure out WHO THIS IS. And, I pop in a few PRACTICE hints -- the kind that JACK NICHOLSON would scoff at. Huh? Yeah, I've been suffering from a little bit of blogging burn out. Mostly because I'm as exhausted as a BALLERINA because my little rascal won't sleep. Soon, though, I'll be rested and SUPER

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-63567982597566103332008-03-30T20:08:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:11:21.044-07:00

Miley Cyrus is EVERYWHERE. There's no getting away from her, Gorgeouses. Not that we'd want to. I mean, she's the SWEETEST THING. What's not to love? Anyway, she's totally the new Britney -- hopefully she'll turn out aiight..., and her image will stay squeaky clean!Come back latah for the good stuff. I'm (quasi) taking the night off. LOVE! xo Haley-OPhotos, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-9954979759328923992008-03-27T20:58:00.000-07:002008-03-27T21:32:12.836-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses.... I'm a woman of few words this evening. So, check:Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.My celeb lookalike...EVERYONE tells me....Flattering fashizzle. Michelle Trachtenberg. On Gossip Girls. LOATHE the leggings....Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.ARMS!!! Like, how is that even REMOTELY attractive?LIPS! Christina: step AWAY from the RED. Looks ARFul.Photo, with thanks, c/o

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-64591409670754701932008-03-27T20:31:00.000-07:002008-03-27T20:51:31.219-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.The Hills Audrina has never been famouser than she is now that her Playboy audition photos surfaced. She's embarrassed as all heck by the photos -- you could see that A MILE AWAY at The Hills' premiere party. Also, she said as much to TMZ via her rep:I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-87059507089703585502008-03-27T20:23:00.000-07:002008-03-27T20:30:52.773-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,I have a GIFT FOR YOU!!! Check it!CLIVE OWEN ON THE SET OF DUPLICITY!!!He looks sooo deep in thought. He's thinking about me and our sexy-hot (all) night (long)....It just doesn't GET much hotter than that, does it, Gorgeouses!?If you love your gift, you can THANK ME in the comments! If not, then you can just suck it, you ungrateful little....

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-76742012548111444902008-03-26T22:14:00.000-07:002008-03-26T22:27:03.843-07:00

Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.....They help their parents into their Beverley Hills apartments. And, they do it with a loving smile.... At least Christie Brinkley does. And, with an ever GORJ one at that!By the way, can I just ask you? How CEEEWT is this mag cover?OY! And, oh yeah, as you can see from this cover, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are SO seeing each other now. So much for Jen Aniston

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-79008461987889622452008-03-26T22:07:00.000-07:002008-03-26T22:13:10.599-07:00

Photograph by Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos.It's official. US Magazine has the confirmation: Jamie-Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge (I can't believe I remembered his name...) are engaged. Casey's cousin, Tina Robinson, spilled the beans:"He proposed a few days ago, and she accepted," Robinson tells Us.Robinson says she hasn’t seen a ring and didn’t know whether they would wed before or after Jamie

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-44160379734706437532008-03-26T21:34:00.001-07:002008-03-26T21:58:25.790-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!Strangest new couple EVAH. I mean, who would have thought!? Check it!CAMERON DIAZ AND...P. DIDDY???Photo, with thanks, c/o Hollyscoop.They've been spotted going out together on clandestine (loooooove that word -- way it rolls off the tongue) dates. Hollyscoop's got all the juicy deets.On March 15, they were seen dining together at Osteria Mozza restaurant. Apparently, they entered

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-5394278090201277192008-03-25T21:12:00.000-07:002008-03-25T21:40:53.547-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,Just a quickie for now. More soon. Up way too late after mom's b-day party.... Kids have been all over me, typing with one hand because got kid who won't sleep in other, yada yada.....Anyway, the big news around town is that Jamie Lynn Spears is more together than her big sister.Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.For one thing the 16-year-old teen idol has been keeping everything

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-50393016961151004212008-03-24T21:59:00.000-07:002008-03-25T05:53:39.255-07:00

Photograph by Adam Bielawski / PR Photos. I'm sad to report that brilliant, sweet Corinne Bailey Rae has lost her young husband of 7 years, saxophonist Jason Rae (31), to what everyone's assuming was a drug overdose.It is believed that Corinne (29) was absent from their apartment in Leeds, England, when he died on Saturday.A 32-year-old man was arrested in connection with this case for supplying

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-16176810821033162452008-03-24T21:10:00.001-07:002008-03-24T21:38:37.116-07:00

Did any of you watch Brit Brit on that show How I Met Your Mother? I don't watch that sitcom because I only watch reality TV, and The Office, and Family Guy.... Anyway, here's a clip for your viewing pleazshah....She looks cute, fashizzle.... And, this role quite suits her for some peculiar reason.... What think ye, Gorgeouses?

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-87723489275388615972008-03-24T20:51:00.000-07:002008-03-25T05:49:32.083-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,A little hard to type at the moment because MINDEN THE CAT is all over me. But, let's see if I can manage....So, was it me? Or, was Lauren wearing way too much makeup at the New York premiere party for The Hills premiere. She was sitting in the audience with her galpals, and whenever they interviewed her I heard NOTHING because I was so distracted by her completely MATT face. Anyhoo

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-21401025307134144942008-03-24T18:50:00.000-07:002008-03-24T19:06:36.194-07:00

WhaddUP with Audrina's hair here? Hello Buffalo shopping mall (SO sorry if that offends!).ARE YOU WATCHING!!!???Sorry no posts as promised today!!! I SUCKED. Well, not really, I was partying it up at the....PRINCESSES ON ICE show...ahem. I'll make it up to you, promise. I'm a wee bit burnt out from my anniversary weekend, to be QUITE honest. Promise lots more gossip. Kay WATCHING HILLS!!By the

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-57675142597747069052008-03-23T21:03:00.001-07:002008-03-23T21:11:21.914-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!I wasn't sure if I was excited for this anymore. I mean, for a split second the other day, I thought I was finally OVER Sex and the City. But, then I saw this trailer, and I'M ALL OVER IT! CAN'T WAIT! So, time for YOU to get excited, Gorgeouses. Check it!Do you love it? How excited are you?'Kay, so who's going wit me -- that is, if you don't mind going to one of those matinée

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-85043158410687472812008-03-22T19:07:00.000-07:002008-03-22T19:39:49.180-07:00

Photograph by Solarpix / PR PhotosGwyneth Paltrow (35) looks FABULOUS, having FINALLY shorn her long lanky blond locks. She's pictured here at the "Prince's Trust & RBS Celebrate Success Awards," March 18, 2008. And, this is THE best we've seen this academy-award-winning, Macrobiotic-touting, yoga-teaching, friend of Madonna, mother to Apple (3) and Moses (1), in a LO-HO-HONG time.LOVE the hair.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-38683503336845989222008-03-22T18:50:00.000-07:002008-03-22T18:55:35.350-07:00

How do you like the new Marc Jacobs ad? If you ask me, SOMEONE's looking a wee bit ANCIENT here! It's like they forgot to photoshop -- which is usually a GOOD thing, don't get me wrong.... Homegirl needs some SERIOUS calories because she's ALL skin and bones and the skin is looking SAD. She looks, frankly, eighty years old.Otherwise, I LOVE these ads -- so eccentric. Totally my thang.How 'bout

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-47586002154881321902008-03-20T21:41:00.000-07:002008-03-20T22:19:59.879-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!You come for the pix, right, Gorgeouses? And, not for my often-pointless babbling on.... Well, for tonight, and ONLY TONIGHT, I hope so. Because my monkeys WHIPPED me outta shape today. I'm utterly spent. But, must bring SOMETHING! So, without further ado, and with as few words as possible....check it!!!TWINS!She looks beautiful. They look beautiful. And, PRAISE PHOTOSHOP, Marc

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-49391443327821445772008-03-19T21:28:00.000-07:002008-04-28T23:12:17.185-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,You know, I never got this whole Miley Cyrus phenomenon. Until now. I LOVE this kid! She's adorable. And, I'd be VERY happy if my little monkey chose to look up to Miley and her Hannah Montana....Here's Miley looking ADORABLE in her cutoff jeans. CanNOT wait 'till Summer -- not that I myself will be wearing cut-off jeans....Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.It's no wonder Miley got

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-50564282886667221142008-03-19T07:10:00.000-07:002008-03-19T07:58:08.150-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses....I'm not one to spread the seedy stuff, but these two stories are all over the tabloids -- well, the first one is, and the second one's ABOUT TO BLOW (sorry for the pun...WAIT, that wasn't a pun WASN'T A PUN!).check it!!!KRISTIN DAVIS SEX PICS SCANDALHow do you like that star, Gorgeouses? I did it MYSELF! Pictures like this -- with full ANATOMY in view -- have surfaced and are

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-28723818960076680242008-03-18T21:33:00.000-07:002008-03-18T22:10:11.809-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!We have a name for Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's baby. Get ready.... It's a GOOD ONE!I really can't say who's prettier!And, the name IS.... Nahla Ariela Aubry! Cute name? Crazy name? Naaahhhhh! (Ahem, sorry, couldn't resist.)Cheaty Cool Fact of the Day: apparently, "Nahla" is Arabic for honeybee. surveys - Take Our Poll More gossip LATAH! (Like, ASAP!)Source

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-74760422575944513252008-03-17T18:47:00.000-07:002008-03-17T21:24:23.442-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,Nicky Hilton continues to shrink -- WHY, oh WHY, silent Hilton? Madge and Guy still in sweet looooove? Brit goes to dinner with...WHO? And, MO!check it!!!NICKY HILTON CONTINUES TO SHRINKPhoto, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.SO not funny. She's REALLY shrinking. Soon we'll be seeing ghastly photos of her running on the beach all skin and bones in a string bikini.Is Nicky Hilton STARVING

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-88311621783347784132008-03-16T20:20:00.001-07:002008-03-16T22:05:41.894-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses!Let's make this Monday a GREAT DAY, okay? Starting with some good GOSSIP! Seriously, whatever happens today, be like WHAT-EV-VER, and make it all good. Even if you have to suddenly leave work early because, say, your dogwalker called in sick, or you think you may have eaten something funny for lunch, or your kid's carpool fell through.... Make it good!Now for the gossip....check it!

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-52827988131315794122008-03-13T12:31:00.000-07:002008-03-13T18:15:37.179-07:00

So, were you a little disappointed about today's post? Adam Sandler and his dog not smutty enough for you? Well, I make up for it. I make up for it NOW with the good stuff. With gossip a little hotter, a little cheatier, a little, say, gossip WORTHY?And, no, still feeling LOUSY. But, good enough to sit back and take in a little gossip with the Gorgeouses....check it!!!ANOTHER SHRINKING NICKY....

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-54427642185398587662008-03-12T23:17:00.000-07:002008-03-12T23:25:17.745-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses,I'm sick with COLD. To bed NOW. But, I leave you with this...for now....Apparently, Adam was filming his new flick Bedtime Stories, and noticed his dog "Matzoball" was in the ocean! So, he ran and got him. How sweet and adorable is that. Nice to see the soft side of celebrities.... And, LOVE DOGS (even though obsessed with Minden....)C'mon, you know you love him!Will post asap

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-369392246414464762008-03-11T21:59:00.000-07:002008-03-11T22:18:54.449-07:00

According to a Star Magazine, Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston (both 39) might be more than just costars! They're playing a married couple in the movie Marley and Me -- now filming in Miami.... And, of course, the rumours are SWIRLING!Sorry Kate Hudson, but Owen's been huggin' on Jennifer even after the director yells CUT! See what Star's sources are saying:"The hugging didn't end when the

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-60584450855583512072008-03-11T21:38:00.000-07:002008-03-11T21:57:34.460-07:00

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.I'm SO excited for this MOVIE! Confessions of a Shopaholic -- did you read the book, Gorgeouses? I read it a long time ago. It was HOTT. And, I LOVED the shopping, the clothes, the petty crises! LOVED IT. Anyway, Isla Fisher is kissing HUGH DANCY in these pics. NIICE!As you can tell by the colourful number she has on, the clothes in this movie, I'm sure, will

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-50383717545016937602008-03-11T21:25:00.000-07:002008-03-11T21:32:29.790-07:00

EEEEEEEEEEEEEK! WTF happened to Jared Leto. He's been going downhill for a while now. But, this. THIS HAS to be rock bottom.... It just HAS TO.

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-60606596855123290122008-03-10T22:13:00.000-07:002008-03-10T23:25:28.305-07:00

Hi Gorgeouses....Heather Locklear is in the news again.... SUICIDAL? Hayden Panettiere still looking beautiful, mature and elegent in a celeb world full of TRAINWRECKS! Tyra Tyra Tyra! And, a screaming baby in the other room -- back in a jiff....'kay, CHECK IT!!!HEATHER LOCKLEAR SUICIDAL SCANDALHeather Locklear at the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour (3-D Concert Film

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-47202020271983237962008-03-09T20:43:00.000-07:002008-03-09T22:09:37.580-07:00

I'm writing in between bouts of crying. The rascal's -- not mine. Well, actually, mine, too. This baby thing can be très frustrating sometimes. GO. TO. SLEEP. ALREADY.!!!!!! Anyway, Gorgeouses.... CHECK IT!MATTY'S GONNA BE A DADDY -- AGAINPhotograph by Solarpix / PR Photos.Yes, t'is true! Matt Damon's gonna be a daddy again. People Magazine has the comfirmation: "They couldn't be happier," says

Haley-O (Cheaty)noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32098642.post-48513038810973502652008-03-07T17:18:00.000-08:002008-03-07T19:09:45.875-08:00

Hi Gorgeouses!We have another snowstorm here! Hollaaaaahhhh! Actually, it's kind of cozy. Kids are asleep (for now...), fireplace is going, pretty good, pretty good. Anyhoot, let's gossip.check it!!!PEOPLE WINS BID FOR FIRST PICS OF JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY'S TWINSPhotograph by Wild1 / PR Photos.Get set for pics of the Lopez twins, Max and Emme, on the cover of People Magazine! I'm

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