These two dresses canNOT go undiscussed. CHECK IT....
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
We can always count on Mischa Barton's fashion ensembles when we want to get our snark on. Because, like, WTF? WHY would ANYONE wear this? EVERYTHING is wrong with it! EVERYTHING! I seriously don't know where to start -- the puffy shoulders? the no waist? the no shape? the is-that-your-nipple-showing??? Mischa, we KNOW you'd LOVE to drive some attention away from those gnarly cellulite pictures that you're all flailing and having your rep make lame-o excuses for, but THIS is not the way to do it. Because now you seem even MORE FUGLIER than EVERER!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.
And, Ms. Michelle Trachtenberg! You're supposed to be MY celebrity look-a-like. So, if you think about it, this choice of dress (for the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC) AFFECTS ME and MY IMAGE. GOLD? GOLD...AND NAVY? And, young lady, WHERE IS YOUR BRA? I'm sorry, but we is très disappointed in you...! But, we forgive. Just this once.... You're still FABULOUS...!
Labels: Celebrity Style, Michelle Trachtenberg, Mischa Barton, Worst Dressed
