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When gay marriage becomes legal in NYC, Cynthia Nixon says she'll marry girlfriend Christine Marinoni. Here's what she told The Mirror,

It's something my girlfriend is interested in and it was not something my boyfriend ever was. I think that to get married to her would be a little act of rebellion. It's like if you've never had the vote and then you get it you're going to run out there and vote.

And, did you know Cynthia'd never been in love with a woman before Christine? I sure didn't....

I had been with men all my life and I had never met a woman I had fallen in love with before. But when I did, it didn't seem so strange. I don't define myself. I'm just a woman in love with another woman.

I just find this fascinating. I mean, I'm fascinated that in a world with fewer and fewer natural redheads, you have TWO. RIGHT THERE. Together and practically married.

Hee.

I will say, though, that I'd MUCH rather watch all those narsty girls on tonight's episode of A Shot at Love make out with Tila Tequila than even ENTERTAIN the thought of Cynthia and Christine.... Not quite as hott.... Not quite as hott. And, I'll just tuck the rest of my snark way down deep in my pocket....

Labels: Celebrity Couples, Cynthia Nixon, Gay Marriage

Check all these great pics of John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston poolside in Miami (as usual...):






Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Can we just pause for a moment to reflect on how FREAKING AMAZING Jen Aniston's body is? Eat your heart out, Brad Pitt. WOWZA! John Mayer must be LOVING that pink bikini....

I hear that body's the result of MUCH YOGA, by the way....

So, what's going on here? John and Jen are canoodling poolside after hard workout at the gym. Chatting and laughing and k-i-s-s-i-n-g, THEY ARE! Here's what People magazine has to say about it:

Aniston sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.

Their quality time didn't end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying '80s music provided by the party's DJ before calling it a night.

So, yeah, they are SO AWN. Hot and heavy, as they say....

But, ummm, still eww!!! I'm happy she's happy, like. But, does she have to be happy with JOHN MAYER? NOT liking the eye candy.... Sigh, oh well. He's smart. And, according to the pics and the reports, he totally makes her LAUGH....


Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

I guess they ARE a little bit cute....

Labels: Celebrity Couples, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

The bump? That EXHAUSTED, DRAINED look on her face? TOM holding Suri, for once? I say Katie Holmes is preggers.... What do YOU think, Gorgeouses?

Labels: Celebrity Pregnancies, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Hi Gorgeouses!

These two dresses canNOT go undiscussed. CHECK IT....


Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

We can always count on Mischa Barton's fashion ensembles when we want to get our snark on. Because, like, WTF? WHY would ANYONE wear this? EVERYTHING is wrong with it! EVERYTHING! I seriously don't know where to start -- the puffy shoulders? the no waist? the no shape? the is-that-your-nipple-showing??? Mischa, we KNOW you'd LOVE to drive some attention away from those gnarly cellulite pictures that you're all flailing and having your rep make lame-o excuses for, but THIS is not the way to do it. Because now you seem even MORE FUGLIER than EVERER!


Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

And, Ms. Michelle Trachtenberg! You're supposed to be MY celebrity look-a-like. So, if you think about it, this choice of dress (for the “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC) AFFECTS ME and MY IMAGE. GOLD? GOLD...AND NAVY? And, young lady, WHERE IS YOUR BRA? I'm sorry, but we is très disappointed in you...! But, we forgive. Just this once.... You're still FABULOUS...!

Labels: Celebrity Style, Michelle Trachtenberg, Mischa Barton, Worst Dressed

Guess what, Gorgeouses? A young Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated mother's day today. Yup. She went to a church in Mississippi with fiance Casey Aldridge and his fam (his mother and sister). They worshiped for an hour and then went for lunch. Yes, WILD and CARAZAY just like her sister!!!

Heh.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.
More gossip coming asap. Am working FULL TIME on new Cheaty Gossip and Monkey sites. Yes, site construction is taking priority until it is up and running! In meantime, I'll bring what gossip I can, though, 'course! Forgive. LOVE! xo Haley-O

Labels: Celebrity Pregnancies, Jamie-Lynn Spears

My Goal this year is to look like this...in effect tomorrow....


Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

...because THAT, my GORJ friends, is what they call a MILF. I want to be a MILF, too. Yes. It's my mother's-day goal. Because everyone should have a mother's day goal. The shallower and selfisher the goal, the better -- since, you know, we're a FREAKING selfless bunch.

Yes, I want LOOK AWESOME in jeans and a loose sweater. I want to look as hawt as Catherine Zeta-Jones!

BTW, she's in NYC filming The Rebound -- a romantic comedy about a single mom and her YOUNGER neighbour.... Very timely in the wake of the Jen Aniston-and-John-Mayer and Mariah-and-Nick-Cannon YOUNGER-MAN-OLDER-WOMAN love affairs!

Labels: Catherine Zeta-Jones

Photo, with thanks, c/o US.

In case you still don't buy the hype, Gorgeouses, here's even MORE proof that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are MARRIED. Check the ring! The ring!

What's more? In her interview with Mariah, Winfrey learned that Mariah got a tatoo of "Mrs. Cannon" on her back before the wedding!

Wanna see where all the romance started? Check Mariah's new vid for "Bye Bye":



Awwww, Luther Vandross! Miss.... Totally lame song, but they're cute! Well, he's as ADORABLE as ever.

Labels: Celebrity Marriages, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon

Photograph by PR Photos.

Liv Tyler, 30, and her husband (Arckid rocker) Royston Langdon, 36, have split after 5 years of marriage. Sad!

Of course, Liv's rep offered the obligatory statement (to US Magazine): "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation.... They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."

The reasons for the divorce haven't been released, but a source for US Magazine, apparently overheard Liv talking to her lawyer on the phone...: "In the conversation, she complained about her husband being a 'leach' on her assets, and she said she got married too young."

Sad.... Especially for someone who once told US, "I don't believe in divorce."

All I can say is I hope the next man she hooks up with is taller than her.... Too ouch?

Labels: Celebrity Divorces, Liv Tyler, Royston Langdon

Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Okay, that is HOTT. They are soooooooo more than friends -- contrary to what they're telling us all. Pshh, celebs and their integrity!

And, wtf are they doing at KFC. Aren't we all boycotting KFC? They're mean to their CHICKENS. HATE.

How cute is Chris Brown? LOVE HIM.

Labels: Celebrity Couples, Chris Brown, Rihanna

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

Racing against the clock, Gorgeouses! My battery. MY BATTERY on my macbook is running out. But, there's gossip. Here's what everyone's talking about (this, that is, and Amy Winehouse being arrested for THAT CRACK SMOKING VID!).

Here's the exclusive scoop from Hollyscoop:

A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, "The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles."

Our source also confirmed that Ashlee is 100% pregnant. Papa Joe is probably busy selling off the wedding info and pictures as we speak so expect to see it in the tabloids Memorial weekend.

And, my battery's gone. Just about. Better clock out. Before I get cut off and lose this whole post. Will keep you posted, and will recharge and give you lots of HOT GOSSIP tomorrow (including more deets on Amy Winehouse! WTF!). LOVE! xo Haley-O

Labels: Amy Winehouse, Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Weddings, Pete Wentz